me ---to a full blown draq queenb and im dead serious baby
1. miss Betty May (Chrtrsian mother, wife, and most wholesome southern bapist ignrant foloowering chrsitainoty or at least....chrsisnity if you littarly ignroed all the bad parts and basic reality of the chjurch and liattarly public perepction ---) amkes sex jokes and says funny things but the joke is she doesnt understand why their funny is stupid, and wholesome doesmnt understand her own sex appeal or, the bibble or really anyuthing --but is rwally funny --and is the crhrsian mother evryone wish they had
2. Good n Plenty
3. Judi-sim
4. names "Motrher Dekoda.Sunflower Aquaruis moonbeam -Riverraine, or Riveraine for short (Hippie chick drag charchters whos always high, has achived a higher consinouss, is telling crazy stories from the 60s, 70s, was maybe is in a cult, is 100 perfecent is, possibly a anti covid person (secrelty a conspericy thearpsit to paroduy that pipeline) as woowoo (might not go over super well) just telling crazy stories from the 60s, giving wiuld advice, little songs, singing peace songs, inucling oringal very silly songs that...are porbally just gonna be ---fake deep -----all about spriruality and reaching pepoles souls, just throw in alot of wowo buzz words, actual deep cut 1960s deep cut 60s refences clearly she is making ha;f of thje,m up lol
5. Concpet -(Alien named Bob who has nver been to earth and is my guest --to earth for a day, dodesnt know anything about earth culture, incuding gender, when I told hiom about it he found it absurd -but highly fassunating, and entertaining -so (since his alien spcies has body swapping ablites) essuibnatlly the drag bit is I play bob (bob posses my body for reaserch perposes for his planet ) and just makes fun of human soccity ---espcially gender by --estiinally ---doing breif comedy skits ---about gender roles mocking the shit out of them from HIS ALEIN PERSPECTIVE based on crowd work, and the extreemly limited --earth knowlage he has on humans and gender I gave him while also reading halrious sorces --on stage that make him even more confused ---estinally comparing it to his spocity where ---his speices the blebs ---dont have genders they still have sexual attraction and mating but...its enetrily diffrent from human cultiure and just sounds way more chill and fun and (the whole joke is you wanan live on bobs planet becuasse they ahve solved all the worlds problems) but esstianlly he kust thinks gender is...really funny and totally silly and only make humans more stressed and he doesnt undertaand why you have them, but he thinks its funny to make fun of just like evrthing else about earth culture from his perfect pl;amnets perspective (will depevop this joke ferther but)
5. Drag queen (from the futuyre where drag queens rule the world jk --from thwe furtue to warn us and also make fun of us)
6. Drag queen --who is world famous woman sicnists (Leela Bush) invents time travel and is doing experiments ---to see who in the aduince would like to be the first pepole in human history to travcel in time and has realluy funny and 100 proablmatic ideas of what time travelw ith be used for, as well as what she and you probally will do in the past ---witch is the point -------
7. Drag queen ---her whole personity is being a tripple agent (spy for the goiverment but u can never tell how many layers deep she is in is hse a double ahgent or a tripple agent, --is she spying on youy and feeding secrets about your secrets to the goverment (or just a sexy cpld war era spy wpold be more fun, but I likee a really shady bitch ---I donno reallyu just gotta master the wole im hiding somthing thing ---like you cant trust her ---shes metrious but also she might be taking down the goverment from the sinside
8. Drag Queen -who is just a shit post (says very random things lol thats it)
8. Drag queen who talks to the dead uhhhhhh (no)
9. Drag queen who is meant to be, (lol) A transwoman with an impossibly wholesome and borderline himbo persobiutty and a theme song ---Her name is princess Awsomeesaua a charchter witha theme song (a guy named joe who was the most boring guy in the whole world based on teh gussnis book of world records 2002, he hated his boring cargo shorts -boring hair his boring house, his boring polo shirt sand his --boring nickleback cd, he hated drinking monster and palyong call of duty and working at the hardwhere store after being too dumb to inllist and -never got married or even kissed even though ---he thinks its would tickle too much anyuway --untill one day he left new yearsy for the very first day --to go toe the DMV in brookylkn or somthing I donno and he saw some gay stuff and rememebred there were not boring pepole ----and they were smiling and feediung eachother tiny hot doghs in the park ---an joe became overcome with jelosusy and confsuion, oh what is this feeling inside ---why are all the ladies wityh pink hair and the sparikley dudes smiling when he ahsnyt smiled since Greenday realsed Dookie and that was...a super long time agoooo, ----but then joe raloized ---he could stop being boring too, and be happy too, so he ---went to outerspace and met himslef for the first time, wearing the worldst most bueatful pair of underpainst and the baueaty was blinding and it changed his life --and so he deicided to transofrm likea beuatfull butterfly ---or a luttle frog in a puddle under the bustop in Trenton he takes to teh denist after gambling wiuth his stepdad ===Joe grew wings and cahngd right before the gods very eyes ---into a grogous godess named Princess Awsomesaua and she waa glrious and covered in rainbows and childrens hopes and dreamns, and she had magic powers it was then that she saw Jesus Christ ----in the nebula cloud that day --and jesuys he had been recrianted as Nick Cage, and he spoke Thus
"princess Aswomesa, it is you, it was you all along im granting you the power of awsomeness, a godess, among humanb beings you have chosen this life but with great power. comes great respsobity--are you sure you want this?"
"yes! is tghat really yuou jesus"
"yes my child, love those heels btw, dont let those
hen one day he decudied being a dude was
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